★ HEADLIGHTS CAUGHT IN DEER ★★★ LOCAL POET WRITES FIRMWARE, HORRIFIES BOTH LITERARY COMMUNITY AND SYSADMINS ★★★ RFK JR. SPINS BRAIN ON FINGER ★★★ WALLS CLOSING IN ON TODDLER WHO CLAIMED TV BROKE ITSELF ★★★ CHARDONNAY VOMITED INTO NPR TOTE ★★★ MANDELBROT SET ZOOMS INFINITELY, STILL NO SIGN OF MEANING AT THE BOTTOM ★★★ GRINDR TO HOST WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS DINNER PARTY ★★★ COIN FLIP DISPUTED ★★★ DISNEY PROMISES STAR WARS FANS A NEW ERA OF BLIND STABS AT WHAT THEY SEEMED TO LIKE BEFORE ★★★ SPINNING DONUT ACHIEVES SENTIENCE, REFUSES TO STOP SPINNING ★★★ RACCOONS FORCE GARAGE BAND INTO ATTIC ★★★ TRUMP POSTS LATE-NIGHT TRUTH SOCIAL RANT CLAIMING CIRCUSES NOT VIOLENT ENOUGH ★★★ LAUGH TRACK EASILY AMUSED ★★★ STUDY FINDS GEN Z DRINKING FEWER FLAGONS OF MEAD THAN MEDIEVAL GENERATIONS ★★★ SHIT PARKING TICKET FUCK ★★★ MYSTERIOUS GERBIL WATCHES FROM EDGE OF YARD AS FAMILY HAMSTER LAID TO REST ★★★ LOCAL SCIENTIST REFUSES TO STAY IN ONE LANE, CITED FOR RECKLESS INTERDISCIPLINARY BEHAVIOUR ★★★ UFC BROADCASTERS LOOK LIKE IT ★★★ BOTTLE GIRL NODS AS KASH PATEL SCREAMS STATE SECRETS IN EAR ★★★ EVERYTHING RIDING ON SECOND FLUSH ATTEMPT ★★★ SOARING GAS PRICES FORCING MORE AMERICANS TO DRINK LESS GAS ★★★ WEIRD KID SHINES DURING DISSECTION PROJECT ★★★ TRUMP CONDUCTS MARATHON READING OF ARBY'S MENU IN APPEAL TO MEAT LOVERS ★★★ WRONG SPRAY MERELY FRESHENS ATTACKER ★★★ CLIPPY RETURNS, STILL UNHELPFUL, NOW ASKING IF YOU NEED HELP WITH YOUR THESIS ★★★ NICHOLAS GEARY, 52, DIED PEACEFULLY MONDAY. QUITE PEACEFULLY, IN FACT — ALMOST INDIFFERENTLY, AS THOUGH HE COULDN'T CARE LESS ★★★ REGULARS ANGRY DIVE BAR NOW POPULAR ENOUGH TO BE FINANCIALLY SOLVENT ★★★ MOM REMINDS ADULT SON IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY ★★★ EPIDEMIOLOGISTS CONFIRM FIRST AIRBORNE TRANSMISSION OF MAR-A-LAGO FACE ★★★ LOCAL TERMINAL GOES ROGUE, STARTS REVIEWING BOOKS ★★★ HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS KEEP BASKETBALL JUST OUT OF REACH OF MAKE-A-WISH KID ★★★ BEEF CREATOR REVEALS SEASON 3 WILL FOCUS ON ESCALATING FEUD BETWEEN CARTOON MOUSE, CAT ★★★ SOYBEAN WISHES IT COULD JUST BE A SOYBEAN AND HAVE THAT BE ENOUGH ★★★ HOT YOUNG PRIESTS SOAKED IN HOLY WATER DURING VATICAN'S ANNUAL WET VESTMENT CONTEST ★★★ LOWER CLASS DISMISSED ★★★ MAN UPDATES PERSONAL WEBSITE FOR FIRST TIME SINCE 1999, WORLD UNCHANGED ★★★ MICHAEL RAPAPORT GIVES KNICKS' CELEBRITY ROW BEDBUGS ★★★ CYCLE OF VIOLENCE RUNNING SMOOTHLY ★★★ REGRETFUL CONSERVATIVE WAKES UP TO FIND HE DRUNKENLY GOT NAZI TATTOO REMOVED ★★★ WOMAN ALLOWS HERSELF ONE MORE ANXIETY EPISODE BEFORE BED ★★★ '7 DAYS,' HISSES LITTLE GIRL ON PHONE CALL WELCOMING DRAFT PICK TO JETS ★★★ RECENTLY DISCOVERED EGYPTIAN TOMB SURE SMELLS LIKE MUMMIES ★★★ STEVE JOBS' FIST BURSTS THROUGH GRAVE CLUTCHING CRUDE DRAWING OF SOMETHING CALLED 'THE OCTOMAC' ★★★ PAINTER ACCIDENTALLY SOLVES DIFFERENTIAL EQUATION WITH BRUSHSTROKE ★★★ ALL MARLINS WALK-UP SONGS ROYALTY-FREE ★★★ NO-NONSENSE NURSE COMPLETES ENTIRE MEDICAL CHART AFTER PINCHING ARM FLAB ONCE ★★★ GUN OWNER READY FOR THEM ★★★ HISTORIAN SHOCKED BY NUMBER OF ROMANS WHO DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE LIVING THROUGH FALL OF ROME ★★★ MAILMAN STRONGLY HINTING HE WANTS TO BE CHASED ★★★ FLIGHT ATTENDANT QUIETLY INFORMS FIRST CLASS PASSENGERS WHERE REAL EMERGENCY EXITS ARE ★★★ TRIP TO ASIA GIVES MAN NEW UNDERSTANDING OF HOW SOUP CAN BE BREAKFAST ★★★ SOMETIMES TWO PEOPLE JUST FALL OUT OF CAHOOTS ★★★ LOCAL DAD NEEDS MORE TIME WITH MUSEUM PLAQUE ★★★ MOVIE UNDER IMPRESSION BEING 'A HULU ORIGINAL' A SELLING POINT ★★★ FAMILY DEEPLY EMBARRASSED BY WAY SON DIED ★★★ TEACHER CAN TELL CHILD WITH SPIKY HAIR, SUNGLASSES COMES FROM A RAD HOME ★★★ RESPECTFUL SONG ADDRESSES DJ AS MR. DJ ★★★ EXPERTS RECOMMEND FINDING A HOBBY YOU HATE SO YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT ★★★ FAMILY WEALTHY ENOUGH TO HAVE THE KIND OF REFRIGERATOR DOORS THAT BLEND INTO CABINETS ★★★ STUDY FINDS LINK BETWEEN SITTING IN FRONT OF COMPUTER ALL DAY AND KNOWING A LOT ABOUT COMPUTERS ★★★ [ LIVE ONION HEADLINES LOAD HERE IN YOUR BROWSER ]

✦ WELCOME TO MY HOMEPAGE ✦

⚠ UNDER CONSTRUCTION — CHECK BACK SOON ⚠

This site is a living document. It grows as I do. Use the navigation bar above or the sidebar to explore. The ASCII toys panel hides some real-time algorithm demos worth clicking.

tip: there's a secret somewhere on this page. find it.

✦ LATEST UPDATES

DATEUPDATESECTION
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✦ ABOUT.HTML ✦

I go by Astrelt online. In the physical world I am a scientist — the kind who can't stay in one lane. My work touches engineering, software, poetry, painting, and writing about things I encounter.

I made this site to have somewhere to put everything. If you are a prospective employer: hello, I hope the breadth impresses rather than bewilders. If you are a friend: hello, glad you found it.

[placeholder — replace with your real bio]

✦ SKILLS.EXE

ENGINEERING & SCIENCE
SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT
WRITING & POETRY
VISUAL ART & PAINTING
REVIEWS & CRITICISM

✦ PHILOSOPHY.TXT

The best work happens at the edges of disciplines — where a scientist picks up a paintbrush, or a poet writes firmware. This site is a record of those collisions.

✦ PROJECTS/ ✦

Engineering projects, hardware builds, and physical things I have made or designed.

PROJECT_ALPHA.ENG

Placeholder engineering project. Replace with your actual hardware build.

hardwareprototype

PROJECT_BETA.ENG

Another engineering entry. Add your real project title and description.

mechanicalCAD

YOUR PROJECT HERE

Edit the HTML to add your own engineering projects.

your-tag

Software projects, tools, scripts, and applications available to download.

STEAM_COMPLETIONIST.HTML

Track missing DLC and franchise gaps across your entire Steam library. Log in with Steam, see what you're missing, mark cosmetics and F2P titles as excluded, and watch your completionist percentage climb.

javascriptsteam apinetlify

▶ Launch Tool

YOUR PROJECT HERE

Edit this card with your own software project.

your-tag

Science projects, experiments, field notes, and research write-ups.

EXPERIMENT_001

Placeholder for a science project or research note.

researchdata

FIELD_NOTES_002

Add your actual research, observations, or lab write-ups here.

fieldworknotes

✦ REVIEWS/ ✦

My critical archive. Expand a category to browse.

  • 📚 BOOKS
    • Placeholder: Book Title — ★★★★☆
    • Placeholder: Another Book — ★★★☆☆
    • [add your book reviews here]
  • 🎬 FILMS
    • Placeholder: Film Title — ★★★★★
    • Placeholder: Another Film — ★★★☆☆
    • [add your film reviews here]
  • 🎮 GAMES
    • Placeholder: Game Title — ★★★★☆
    • [add your game reviews here]
  • 🎵 MUSIC
    • Placeholder: Album Title — ★★★★★
    • [add your music reviews here]
  • 🔬 SCIENCE PAPERS
    • Placeholder: Paper Title (Journal, Year)
    • [add paper annotations here]
  • 📝 BLOG / ESSAYS
    • Placeholder: Essay Title — date
    • [add blog posts or essays here]

✦ ART & POETRY/ ✦

Verse written at odd hours. Science bleeding into language.

[PLACEHOLDER POEM — Replace with your own work] Between the wires and the wetware, where silicon dreams of carbon— I left a note in binary: 01101000 01100101 01101100 01101100 01101111 The microscope sees what the eye forgets. The canvas knows what the lab log won't. — Astrelt, [year]

[placeholder — paste your real poem into the .notepad div above]

Paintings, sketches, and visual work. Replace placeholders with img tags.

🖼️
painting_001.jpg
[placeholder]
🖼️
painting_002.jpg
[placeholder]
🖼️
painting_003.jpg
[placeholder]
➕
add_yours.jpg
[your work]

✦ CONTACT.HTML ✦

C:\ASTRELT> ping contact_info

EMAIL   : [your.email@address.com]
GITHUB  : [github.com/yourusername]
SOCIALS : none — air-gapped for now

--- for inquiries, collaboration, or correspondence: use email. ---

C:\ASTRELT>

✦ INTERACTIVE TERMINAL

Try: help, whoami, ls, cat about.txt, joke, cowsay hello, date, fortune

ASTRELT TERMINAL v1.0
Type 'help' for available commands.
C:\ASTRELT>

✦ GUESTBOOK

Sign your name in the registry. Visible to all visitors. The old web way.

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